party animal

I was a wee little bit tipsy late last night so guess what I did? I emailed the local chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution and requested information on how to join.

Apparently vodka lemonade brings out the patriot in me.

dr seuss

I do not miss those skinny jeans
And how I used to fit inside 'em
I said, and said, and said those words
I said them.....but I lied them