Monday, May 3, 2010

the "roll"

Maybe its because I'm over 30 and headin' into middle age. Maybe it's because I've had two kids. Or maybe it's because I have gained and lost more weight then Oprah (ok that might not be true). Whatever the reason, I have a BIG @SS FAT ROLL around my middle and I CAN'T FREAKING STAND IT!!!!

I'm obsessed with this thing. It's always there, I like FEEL it constantly. Every day I have to figure out how to dress to camouflage it (layers seem to work best). I hate the way the "roll" kind of sits on the seat belt when I am driving. I just want to take a big pair of GARDEN SHEARS and cut the damned thing off!!!!

Sometimes I cant stop squeezing it and squishing it. It's like dough. Gross, right? But sometimes when I am squeezing it I just can't stop. It's like a bad car wreck; you just cant look away.

The rest of me isn't half bad. I have an ok face, smallish arms and legs (ham thighs, but that's another post), you can even see my collarbones a little bit, even at a healthy weight. But I just can't come to terms with that roll.

I hate that fat roll.

7 comments:

dietcolagirl said...

lol. the ROLL.
the worst was the roll after my c-section over the row of stitches. girl, you crack me up :)

tia

now.is.now said...

Instead of trying to not hate the roll or wish the roll away, maybe you could try accepting that you hate the roll. So, you have a roll that you hate.... yup. Ok. You can say to yourself, "Oh yes, there's the roll that I hate. And I hate it. Yup. Ok, I'll stop reminding myself that I hate it now. And, on to the next task of the day..." (Easier said than done, but that type of approach works for me sometimes, so I thought I'd share).

Single said...

I always wish I could cut all my fat off to.

battleinmind said...

I'm the same!! I have exactly the same problem. I'm obsessed with 'the roll'. It drives me a little crazy...

Hope you're okay!
xxx

ksgirl said...

I am am about 1 step away from buying one of those Spanx tops to compress my roll as I am sick of seeing it pop over my jeans. Seriously.

katilexis said...

argh i know exactly what you meaaaan.
HATE the roll :(

Sairs said...

Hey hun, just right click on the picture and copy it if you want it, I got it from photobucket anyway :-)