Maybe its because I'm over 30 and headin' into middle age. Maybe it's because I've had two kids. Or maybe it's because I have gained and lost more weight then Oprah (ok that might not be true). Whatever the reason, I have a BIG @SS FAT ROLL around my middle and I CAN'T FREAKING STAND IT!!!!
I'm obsessed with this thing. It's always there, I like FEEL it constantly. Every day I have to figure out how to dress to camouflage it (layers seem to work best). I hate the way the "roll" kind of sits on the seat belt when I am driving. I just want to take a big pair of GARDEN SHEARS and cut the damned thing off!!!!
Sometimes I cant stop squeezing it and squishing it. It's like dough. Gross, right? But sometimes when I am squeezing it I just can't stop. It's like a bad car wreck; you just cant look away.
The rest of me isn't half bad. I have an ok face, smallish arms and legs (ham thighs, but that's another post), you can even see my collarbones a little bit, even at a healthy weight. But I just can't come to terms with that roll.
I hate that fat roll.
2 months ago